Hilarious Sports Quotes
Karl Malone
"I ain't gonna be no escape-goat!" (AP Photo/Douglas C. Pizac)
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Reggie Jackson "The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play." (AP Photo)
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Allen Iverson "We're talking about practice. I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about practice, not a game, not a game, not a game, but we're talking about practice. Not the game that I go out there and die for and play every game like it's my last but we're talking about practice man." --Iverson would go on to say practice over 20 times in a two-minute period. (AP Photo/Charles Krupa)
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Ozzie Guillen on... "Usually the manager wants his players to get a hit. I cheer for him not to get a hit because then he will have to run the bases." (AP Photo/Jeff Roberson)
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Kurt Busch "My wiener has never been so exhausted."--after outlasting three other drivers to win the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile race at Lowe's Motor Speedway. (AP Photo/Lou Krasky)
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Bill Belichick "I don't think there's anybody in this organization not focused on the 49ers...I mean Chargers." (AP Photo/Victoria Arocho)
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Jerry Rice "I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that." (AP Photo/Eric Risberg)
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Mike Tyson "I am the most ruthless, brutal champion ever. There is no one who can match me. I want your heart. I want to eat your children." (AP Photo/Ross D. Franklin)
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Kellen Winslow "I'm a !@%&ing soldier!" (AP Photo/Mark Duncan)
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Chad Johnson "I'm traveling to all 51 states to see who can stop 85." (AP Photo/David Kohl)
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Sebastian Telfai... "They should have focused more on me." --on the ESPN documentary "Through the Fire" about him. (AP Photo/Jim Mone, File)
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Maurice Clarett "It's a humbling thing being humble." --after his stock dropped as the 2005 NFL draft was approaching due to injury. (AP Photo/Ed Andrieski)
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Antoine Walker "Because there are no fours." --on why he shoots so many threes. (AP Photo/Elise Amendola)
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Jose Canseco "Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated." (AP Photo/Wilfredo Lee)
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Karl Malone "I ain't gonna be no escape-goat!" (AP Photo/Douglas C. Pizac)
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Scottie Pippen "He's one of the best power forwards of all time. I take my hands off to him." (AP Photo/Michael S. Green)
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Terrell Owens "Don't say I don't get along with my teammates. I just don't get along with some of the guys on the team." (AP Photo/Tim Sharp)
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Pedro Martinez "Just tip my cap and call the Yankees my daddy." (AP Photo/Kathy Willens)
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Drew Gooden "I've had to overcome a lot of diversity." (AP Photo/Michael S. Green)
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Shannon Sharpe "Ray Lewis is the type of guy, if he were in a fight with a bear I wouldn't help him, I'd pour honey on him because he likes to fight. That's the type of guy Ray Lewis is." (AP Photo/Roberto Borea)
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Tug McGraw "I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf." --when asked whether he preferred grass to Astroturf. (AP Photo/stf)
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Charles Barkley "I regret we weren't on a higher floor." --when asked if he regretted throwing a man through a window. (AP Photo/Michael Caulfield)
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Chuck Lamar "The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league level." (AP Photo/Al Behrman)
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Alex Rodriguez "Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic." (AP Photo/Earl Carter, file)
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Doug Collins "Anytime Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win." (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian)
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Randy Moss "When you're rich, you don't write checks. Straight cash, homey." (AP Photo/Garry Jones)
