24. “Hibachi,” Gilbert Arenas

Greatest Sports Nicknames

"You know, a hibachi grill gets real hot. That's what my shot's like, so I've been calling it that: 'Welcome to the hibachi'." That’s what Arenas (a.k.a “Agent Zero,” “Eastern Assassin”) once shouted at his opponents when his shots were falling. But after Kobe Bryant ripped his poor shot selection, Arenas told The Washington Post he would supplant “the grill” with “quality shots.” Truth be told, a cook on the court is a cook on the court; “Hibachi” is where it’s at. (AP Photo/Nick Wass)

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