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The Raanan Rankings - Week 4

Offense: 2.5
Defense: 1
Special Teams: 2.5
Quarterback: 3
Coaching: 2
Total Points: 11

Overall: Here's to hoping coach Chuck Pagano gets well soon. (AP Photo/AJ Mast)

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Week 4 By Jordan Raanan, XFINITY NFL Columnist

We've reached the quarter pole. At this pace, the Texans and Falcons will have clinched their divisions by mid-November and the Saints will be eliminated from playoff contention by the end of the month.

The NFL season hasn't unfolded as expected. It never does. Nobody, not even the few diehard Arizona fans, expected the Cardinals to be this high in the rankings. Nobody expected the Lions or Saints to be this low. (AP Photos)

(Note: Ties were broken based on number of wins, then quarterback ranking.)

Jordan Raanan has covered the NFL since 2005. Follow him on Twitter @JordanRaanan, Facebook or email him at jraanan@hotmail.com.

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1. Houston Texan... Offense: 4.5
Defense: 5
Special Teams: 4
Quarterback: 4
Coaching: 4.5
Total Points: 22

Overall: The Texans have won eight straight with Matt Schaub as their starting quarterback. (AP Photo/Patric Schneider)

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2. Atlanta Falco... Offense: 4.5
Defense: 4
Special Teams: 4
Quarterback: 4.5
Coaching: 4.5
Total Points: 21.5

Overall: The Falcons were outplayed, yet still beat the Panthers in Atlanta. That's a sign of a really good team. (AP Photo/John Bazemore)

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3. San Francisco... Offense: 3.5
Defense: 5
Special Teams: 5
Quarterback: 3.5
Coaching: 4.5
Total Points: 21.5

Overall: That was a hiccup in Minnesota. Just ask the Jets. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens)

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4. Baltimore Rav... Offense: 4
Defense: 4
Special Teams: 4
Quarterback: 4
Coaching: 4
Total Points: 20

Overall: The Ravens no doubt lead the league in social advocation. (AP Photo/Gail Burton)

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5. Arizona Cardi... Offense: 3
Defense: 5
Special Teams: 4.5
Quarterback: 3
Coaching: 4
Total Points: 19.5

Overall: Well, this was before the Cards' Thursday night flop. Their inability to protect the QB will almost certainly drop them out of the Top 10 next week. (AP Photo/Paul Connors)

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6. New England P... Offense: 4
Defense: 3
Special Teams: 4
Quarterback: 4.5
Coaching: 4
Total Points: 19.5

Overall: The Patriots offense returned just as my one-week punishment on Bill Belichick ended. (AP Photo/Bill Wippert)

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7. Chicago Bears... Offense: 3.5
Defense: 4
Special Teams: 4.5
Quarterback: 3.5

Coaching: 3.5
Total Points: 19

Overall: It's kind of fun analyzing every single Jay Cutler face and emotion. (AP Photo/Sharon Ellman)

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8. Cincinnati Be... Offense: 4
Defense: 3
Special Teams: 4.5
Quarterback: 3.5
Coaching: 3.5
Total Points: 18.5

Overall: If you don't know who Geno Atkins is, you should. He may be the NFL's best defensive tackle. (AP Photo/Al Behrman)

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9. Green Bay Pac... Offense: 4
Defense: 2.5
Special Teams: 4.5
Quarterback: 4
Coaching: 3.5
Total Points: 18.5

Overall: The Packers and the refs just don't mix. Good thing New Orleans is capable of imploding at any moment. (AP Photo/Jeffrey Phelps)

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10. San Diego Ch... Offense: 3.5
Defense: 4
Special Teams: 3.5
Quarterback: 4
Coaching: 3
Total Points: 18

Overall: San Diego's going to win a lot of games if they can create six turnovers each week. (AP Photo/Colin E. Braley)

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11. Philadelphia... Offense: 4
Defense: 4
Special Teams: 3
Quarterback: 3.5
Coaching: 3.5
Total Points: 18

Overall: If only the Eagles could bottle the Michael Vick and Andy Reid that was on the field against the Giants... (AP Photo/Michael Perez)

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12. New York Gia... Offense: 3.5
Defense: 3
Special Teams: 4
Quarterback: 4.5
Coaching: 3
Total Points: 18

Overall: Remember that one week when Andre Brown and Ramses Barden were big parts of the Giants offense? That's what we're all going to be saying with a chuckle later this season. (AP Photo/Mel Evans)

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13. Denver Bronc... Offense: 3.5
Defense: 3
Special Teams: 4
Quarterback: 4
Coaching: 3.5
Total Points: 18

Overall: Maybe the Broncos should play with seven defensive backs more often. (AP Photo/David Zalubowski)

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14. Minnesota Vi... Offense: 3
Defense: 3.5
Special Teams: 4.5
Quarterback: 3
Coaching: 3.5
Total Points: 17.5

Overall: I'm a believer of the Vikings… until Week 12. Minnesota has the Packers (twice), Bears (twice), Texans and Rams to close out the season. Ouch. (AP Photo/Duane Burleson)

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15. Seattle Seah... Offense: 3
Defense: 4.5
Special Teams: 4.5
Quarterback: 1.5
Coaching: 3.5
Total Points: 17

Overall: The Seahawks are 32nd in the NFL in passing with an average of 130.8 yards per game. What a waste of a dominant defense. (AP Photo/Seth Perlman)

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16. Pittsburgh S... Offense: 4
Defense: 2
Special Teams: 3
Quarterback: 4.5
Coaching: 3
Total Points: 16.5

Overall: Nothing's changed for the Steelers. They still allowed 34 points to the Raiders in their last outing. (AP Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez)

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17. Dallas Cowbo... Offense: 2
Defense: 4
Special Teams: 3.5
Quarterback: 3.5
Coaching: 3
Total Points: 16

Overall: At least Cowboy fans can visit the new Victoria's Secret store in the stadium on Monday night. (AP Photo/Sharon Ellman)

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18. Washington R... Offense: 4
Defense: 2
Special Teams: 1
Quarterback: 4
Coaching: 4
Total Points: 15

Overall: The Redskins average close to 31 points per game. Welcome to the new NFL, Washington. Must feel nice to have a competent quarterback. (AP Photo/Margaret Bowles)

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19. St. Louis Ra... Offense: 2.5
Defense: 3
Special Teams: 4
Quarterback: 3
Coaching: 2.5
Total Points: 15

Overall: Seriously 'Legatron' might be an even better nickname than "Greg the Leg." As for the team, the Rams are likely to climb again next week after dismantling the previously unbeaten Cards on Thursday night. (AP Photo/Seth Perlman)

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20. Buffalo Bill... Offense: 3
Defense: 2
Special Teams: 3.5
Quarterback: 3
Coaching: 3
Total Points: 14.5

Overall: Buffalo still doesn't seem to have that defense thing figured out. (AP Photo/Bill Wippert)

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21. Carolina Pan... Offense: 3
Defense: 2.5
Special Teams: 3
Quarterback: 3.5
Coaching: 2.5
Total Points: 14.5

Overall: Come on, Cam. Haruki Nakamura is way more to blame. (AP Photo/John Bazemore)

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22. Tampa Bay Bu... Offense: 3
Defense: 2.5
Special Teams: 3
Quarterback: 3
Coaching: 3
Total Points: 14.5

Overall: You need to beat the Redskins at home if you want to be taken seriously. Nobody's taking Greg Schiano's Bucs seriously, yet. (AP Photo/Chris O'Meara)

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23. Tennessee Ti... Offense: 3
Defense: 2
Special Teams: 5
Quarterback: 2
Coaching: 2.5
Total Points: 14.5

Overall: Welcome back to respectability, Chris Johnson. (AP Photo/Dave Einsel)

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24. New York Jet... Offense: 2
Defense: 3
Special Teams: 3
Quarterback: 2.5
Coaching: 3
Total Points: 13.5

Overall: Yep, Rex. The Jets received an emphatic posterior kicking. (AP Photo/Bill Kostroun)

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25. Miami Dolphi... Offense: 2
Defense: 3
Special Teams: 2.5
Quarterback: 3
Coaching: 2
Total Points: 12.5

Overall: Ryan Tannehill may have been underappreciated. (AP Photo/Wilfredo Lee)

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26. New Orleans ... Offense: 4
Defense: 1
Special Teams: 2.5
Quarterback: 4
Coaching: 1
Total Points: 12.5

Overall: The Saints lost in Green Bay because they held on a field goal. HELD... ON... A... FIELD GOAL! It's just one of those years. (AP Photo/Mike Roemer)

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27. Indianapolis... Offense: 2.5
Defense: 1
Special Teams: 2.5
Quarterback: 3
Coaching: 2
Total Points: 11

Overall: Here's to hoping coach Chuck Pagano gets well soon. (AP Photo/AJ Mast)

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28. Kansas City... Offense: 3
Defense: 2
Special Teams: 2.5
Quarterback: 2.5
Coaching: 2
Total Points: 12

Overall: It's getting ugly in Kansas City. Some people happen to think Brady Quinn is the answer. (AP Photo/Tom Lynn)

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T29. Detroit Lio... Offense: 3.5
Defense: 2
Special Teams: 1
Quarterback: 3
Coaching: 2
Total Points: 11.5

Overall: Just when you think the Lions special teams hit bottom, they do it again. Disgusting. (AP Photo/Rick Osentoski)

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T29. Oakland Rai... Offense: 2
Defense: 1.5
Special Teams: 3
Quarterback: 3
Coaching: 2
Total Points: 11.5

Overall: Those were the Raiders I expected in Denver. Still not sure how to explain the victory over the Steelers. (AP Photo/David Zalubowski)

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31. Jacksonville... Offense: 1
Defense: 3
Special Teams: 3
Quarterback: 1.5
Coaching: 2
Total Points: 10.5

Overall: The Jags are dead last in total offense and 31st in passing. Not a good combo. (AP Photo/Phelan M. Ebenhack)

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32. Cleveland Br... Offense: 1.5
Defense: 2
Special Teams: 4
Quarterback: 1.5
Coaching: 1
Total Points: 10

Overall: At least they have Phil Dawson. (AP Photo/Nick Wass)

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