The If These Walls Could Talk Award

Not Your Average NFL Regular Season Awards

Winner: Referee Jerome Boger (Giants-Cardinals)

NFL officials botch calls all the time, even with the aid of instant replay. It’s natural to be imperfect. But there is one play in particular that remains a divisive topic and it occurred in Week 4. Down 27-24 and driving late in the fourth quarter, Giants receiver Victor Cruz caught an Eli Manning pass, ran some, fell down, and released the ball on the turf before he was touched by an opposing Cardinal. Cruz was not touched, therefore, he wasn’t down by contact, which should have resulted in a fumble. That’s where things got hazy.

Referee Jerome Boger cited the rule of a dead ball (Rule 7, Section 2, Article 1 if you care), and determined that Cruz "declared himself down" by falling down and making “no effort to advance.” The Cardinals recovered the ball, but by the rule that’s really more or less not a rule if the ball carrier does not slide feet first (which Cruz did not) the play was blown dead and could not be challenged. Two questions: what the hell did the refs discuss in their dressing room after the game, and who owed whom dinner the following night? I’m still awaiting answers. (AP Photo/Paul Connors)

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Pumped for the start of the NFL Playoffs this weekend? That makes two of us. But before we gather ‘round for a weekend of Wild-Card ousters, let’s hand out some much-needed regular season awards. If you’re looking for the typical run of the mill awards list, you may want to look elsewhere. (AP Photo/Nam Y. Huh/Michael Perez/Don Wright)

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The I Won ESPN's... Winner: Jerome Simpson

In an alternate life, Jerome Simpson would be an eagle or some other predatory bird. In the NFL, he catches footballs for the Cincinnati Bengals, flops like a circus clown and flips in near-superhuman ways. It's the flip I'm interested in. Simpson’s somersaulting touchdown will forever be engrained in ours and Daryl Washington’s minds as the day a Bengal flew higher than a Cardinal. There were physics and something about rotational joules involved, so much so that this guy has charts. (AP Photo/Ed Reinke)

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The We Should Ha... Winner: Jason Pierre-Paul

Ever stand next to a man that is 6’ 5”, 278 pounds? Not a rotund 278, but a lean 278? Me neither, but I’m willing to bet Jason Pierre-Paul is a grown man. Here are some numbers to support my theory: 86 tackles, 2 forced fumbles, 16.5 sacks and a trip to the 2012 Pro Bowl. The key is that third one. In just his second NFL season, Pierre-Paul went from the “other guy” playing opposite Justin Tuck to the Giant no one can block. This guy has a bright NFL future. Just ask Kion Wilson. (AP Photo/Bill Kostroun)

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The Who Knew Cue... Winner: Cam Newton

We’ve all seen the War Eagle’s play-calling cards. We’ve all had our fun with them. I’m a Carolina Panthers fan and I don’t get paid to admit it. Like other Panthers fans, I was skeptical of the Cats taking Cam Newton No. 1. Like other Panthers fans, I knew he was a gifted athlete with a nose for the end zone. I knew he was a National Champion, but I never thought he had the brains to be an NFL quarterback, or at least a smart one. I was wrong apparently. Cue cards for everyone. (AP Photo/Bob Leverone)

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The Since It's C... Winner: Shane Lechler

All too often kickers and punters are the brunt of our jokes. They kick balls for a living, tackle rather poorly, with the exception of Houston’s Neil Rackers, and kick balls for a living. Then there’s Shane Lechler, who neutralized the game’s best punt returner, Devin Hester, with this 80-yard gem. (AP Photo/Paul Sakuma)

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The Offensive Of... Winners: Mark Sanchez, Rex Ryan

I don’t hate Mark Sanchez, even if this and this are unforgivable. I just don’t see what Rex Ryan (or Kate Upton?) sees. From where I sit, it’s as if Jets fans have been forced to settle for meat loaf instead of filet mignon. Preach on about the consecutive AFC Championship appearances in 2009 and 2010. I get it. What I don’t get is why this guy is one of the highest-paid quarterbacks in the NFL. Maybe I’m not alone. (AP Photo/Bill Kostroun)

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The Vanilla Ice ... Winner: Jason Garrett

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The My Arrest Wa... Winner: Sam Hurd

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The I Shouldn't ... Winner: Denver Broncos

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The Fool's Gold ... Winners: Norv Turner, Andy Reid

If there’s a will, Norv Turner finds a way to stay employed in San Diego. 49-31 (3-3 in playoffs) over five seasons apparently does it for Dean Spanos. For Eagles fans, Big Red is hanging around for his 14th season. Owner Jeffrey Lurie made it somewhat clear that this will be Reid’s final chance to go all-in again. (AP Photo/Denis Poroy/Michael Perez)

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The Best and Wor... Winner: Marion Barber

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The We Paid Too ... Winner: Arizona Cardinals

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The World Change... Winner: James Harrison

I love the way James Harrison plays the game. I’d say there isn’t any crying in football, but I’d be wrong. Despite what Roger Goodell believes, it’s beyond hard to ask a man to change the way he plays the game when he’s played the game the way he plays it for so long. If that sounds confusing it really isn’t. James Harrison likes to hurt people. Football is pain, and he gets off on bringing the pain. Fine him and suspend him all you want. The man isn’t in it for the money. (AP Photo/Don Wright)

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The If These Wal... Winner: Referee Jerome Boger (Giants-Cardinals)

NFL officials botch calls all the time, even with the aid of instant replay. It’s natural to be imperfect. But there is one play in particular that remains a divisive topic and it occurred in Week 4. Down 27-24 and driving late in the fourth quarter, Giants receiver Victor Cruz caught an Eli Manning pass, ran some, fell down, and released the ball on the turf before he was touched by an opposing Cardinal. Cruz was not touched, therefore, he wasn’t down by contact, which should have resulted in a fumble. That’s where things got hazy.

Referee Jerome Boger cited the rule of a dead ball (Rule 7, Section 2, Article 1 if you care), and determined that Cruz "declared himself down" by falling down and making “no effort to advance.” The Cardinals recovered the ball, but by the rule that’s really more or less not a rule if the ball carrier does not slide feet first (which Cruz did not) the play was blown dead and could not be challenged. Two questions: what the hell did the refs discuss in their dressing room after the game, and who owed whom dinner the following night? I’m still awaiting answers. (AP Photo/Paul Connors)

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