Oprah vs. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers reportedly told friends that she wished she'd been contacted by Oprah biographer Kitty Kelley—she could have offered some real dirt. "Oprah—if she don't need you, she don't know you!" an unnamed friend quoted Rivers as saying, in The National Enquirer. The friend said Rivers thinks the talk-show host is "completely opportunistic," and her "real gift is exploiting people's suffering and emotions and turning them into TV ratings."
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