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“I don’t want to see a ghost / It’s the sight that I fear most / I’d rather have a piece of toast / Watch the evening news.” (Photo: Keystone, Laurent Gillieron, AP Photos)
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Lyrics Hall of S...The Black Eyed Peas recently announced that they would no longer perform the song “My Humps” in concert because, as Will.i.am put it, “It wasn't like my best lyrically.” Or to put it another way, they finally realized what the rest of the world already knew: The lyrics were terrible. The bad news (or good news, for people who like bad news) is that the Peas have plenty of company when it comes to their terrible writing skills. Take a look at the songs joining “My Humps” in the Lyrics Hall of Shame. (Photos: Getty Images)
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Trace Adkins, ‘H...“Got it goin' on / Like Donkey Kong / And ooo-wee / Shut my mouth, slap your grandma / There outta be a law / Get the sheriff on the phone / Lord have mercy, how she even get them britches on/ With that honky tonk badonkadonk” (Photo: Rick Diamond, Getty Images)
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LFO, ‘Summer Gir...“New Kids On the Block had a bunch of hits / Chinese food makes me sick / And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer.” (Photo: Gabe Palacio, Getty Images)
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Shania Twain, ‘H...“My panty line shows / Got a run in my hose / My hair went flat / Man, I hate that / Just when I thought things couldn't get worse / I realized I forgot my purse. With all this stress I must confess, this could be worse than PMS." (Photo: Kevin Winter, Getty Images)
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Madonna, ‘I Love..."I don't like cities / But I like New York / Other places make me feel like a dork" (Photo: Stephen Lovekin, Getty Images)
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Sade, ‘Smooth Op..."Coast to coast, L.A. to Chicago" (Photo: Dave Hogan, Getty Images)
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Sting, ‘Brand Ne...“Turn the clock to zero buddy / Don't wanna be no fuddy duddy / Started up a brand new day” (Photo: Mark Metcalfe, Getty Images)
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Black Eyed Peas,...“What you gon’ do with all that junk? / All that junk inside your trunk? / I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, / Get you love drunk off my hump. / My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump / My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)” (Photo: Al Bello, Getty Images)
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Third Eye Blind,...“So what's it gonna be? / Are you real to me? / Or are you non-dairy creamer?” (Photo: Frank Micelotta, Getty Images)
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Paula Cole, ‘I D...“So open up your morning light / And say a little prayer for I / You know that if we are to stay alive / And see the peace in every eye” (Photo: Robert Mora, Getty Images)
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Avril Lavigne, ‘..."He was a boy/ She was a girl/ Can I make it any more obvious?” (Photo: Daniele Venturelli, Getty Images)
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Miley Cyrus, ‘Wh...“’Cause you control the game / So let 'em know your name/ There's no limitations on imagination/ Imaginate" (Photo: Kevork Djansezian, Getty Images)
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Des’ree, ‘Life’“I don’t want to see a ghost / It’s the sight that I fear most / I’d rather have a piece of toast / Watch the evening news.” (Photo: Keystone, Laurent Gillieron, AP Photos)
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Cowboy Troy, ‘I ...“Chug-a-lugga, chug-a-lugga, chug-a-lugga who? / The big blackneck comin' through to you / Boy you done fell and bumped your head / Uh huh that's what they said” (Photo: Ethan Miller, Getty Images)
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Right Said Fred,...“I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car / Too sexy by far / And I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat / What do you think about that?” (Photo: Dave Hogan, Getty Images)
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Red Hot Chili Pe...“All around the world / We could make time / Rompin' and a-stompin' / 'cause I'm in my prime / I know I know for sure / ning, nang, nong, nong, neng, neng, nong, nong, ning, nang / I know I know it's you / ning, nang, nong, nong, neng, neng, nong, nong, ning, nang.” (Photo: Larry Busacca, Getty Images)
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Elton John, ‘You...“If I was a sculptor / But then again, no” (Photo: Mike Coppola, Getty Images)
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Richard Harris a...“Someone left the cake out in the rain / And I don't think that I can take it / 'cause it took so long to bake it / And I'll never have that recipe again / Oh, no!” (Photo: Larry Ellis, Hulton Archive, Getty Images)
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America, ‘A Hors...“There were plants and birds and rocks and things / There was sand and hills and rings / The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz / And the sky with no clouds / The heat was hot and the ground was dry / But the air was full of sound” (Photo: Paul Kane, Getty Images)
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Toto, 'Africa'"The wild dogs cry out in the night / As they grow restless longing for some solitary company / I know that I must do what's right / Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti" (Photo: David Klein, Getty Images)
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Toby Keith, ‘Ang...“This big dog will fight when you rattle his cage / And you'll be sorry that you messed with the U.S. of A. / 'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass / It's the American way” (Photo: Ethan Miller, Getty Images)
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The Killers, ‘Hu...“Are we human? / Or are we dancer? / My sign is vital / My hands are cold” (Photo: Scott Barbour, Getty Images)
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Creed, ‘What’s T...“Hurray for a child / That makes it through / If there's any way / Because the answer lies in you … What’s this life for / I see your soul, its kinda grey / You see my heart, you look away / You see my wrist, I know your pain / I know your purpose on your plane” (Photo: Jason Smith, Getty Images)
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Jimmy Buffett, ‘...“Cheeseburger in paradise / Medium rare with mustard be nice / Heaven on earth with an onion slice / I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise” (Photo: Rick Diamond, Getty Images)
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Rebecca Black, ‘...“Yesterday was Thursday / Today is Friday / We so excited / We gonna have a ball today / Tomorrow is Saturday / And Sunday comes afterwards” (Photo: Ethan Miller, Getty Images)
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Soul Asylum, ‘St...“Who's racing to the delivery room / ‘Cause in the back seat his wife is busting out of her womb / And the sack breaks and out come the siamese twins / Who grow up to become the first president / With two heads / Are better than one” (Photo: Hard Rock Cafe, Fred Greaves, AP Photos)
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Eiffel 65, ‘Blue...“Blue his house with a blue little window / And a blue Corvette / And everything is blue for him and hisself / And everybody around / Cos he ain't got nobody to listen to”
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Barenaked Ladies...“Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic / Like Sting I'm tantric / Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy / Like Kurasawa I make mad films / Okay, I don't make films / But if I did they'd have a Samurai” (Photo: Kevork Djansezian, Getty Images)
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Norman Greenbaum...“Gonna recommend you / To the spirit in the sky / That's where you're gonna go when you die / When you die and they lay you to rest / You're gonna go to the place that's the best”
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Jason Mraz, ‘I’m...“I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror / And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer / But my breath fogged up the glass / And so I drew a new face and I laughed” (Photo: Francois Durand, Getty Images)
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Train, ‘Hey, Sou...“I'm so obsessed / My heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest / I believe in you, like a virgin, you're Madonna / And I'm always gonna wanna blow your mind” (Photo: Kevin Winter, Getty Images)
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Rush, ‘Xanadu’"To stand within the pleasure dome / Decreed by Kubla Khan / To taste anew the fruits of life / The last immortal man / To find the sacred river Alph / To walk the caves of ice / Oh, I will dine on honeydew / And drink the milk of paradise" (Photo: Ethan Miller, Getty Images)
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Insane Clown Pos...“I see miracles all around me / Stop and look around, it's all astounding / Water, fire, air and dirt / [Bleeping] magnets, how do they work? / And I don't wanna talk to a scientist / Y'all mother[bleep]ers lying, and getting me pissed” (Photo: Carlo Allegri, Getty Images)
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Captain and Tenn..."Muskrat Susie / Muskrat Sam / Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land / And they shimmy / And Sammy's so skinny" (Photo: Brad Barket, Getty Images)
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Owl City, ‘Firef...“’Cause I'd get a thousand hugs / From ten thousand lightning bugs / As they tried to teach me how to dance / A foxtrot above my head / A sock hop beneath my bed” (Photo: Jeff Fusco, Getty Images)
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Salt-N-Pepa, ‘Wh..."With him I'm never losin' / And he knows that my name is not Susan" (Photo: Rick Diamond, Getty Images)
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Shakira, ‘Whenev..."Lucky that my breasts are small and humble / So you don't confuse them with mountains" (Photo: Robert Marquardt, Getty Images)
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Silverchair, ‘Fr..."No more maybes / Baby's got rabies / Sitting on a ball in the middle of the Andes" (Photo: Mark Metcalfe, Getty Images)
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Madonna, ‘Americ..."I drive my Mini Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper" (Photo: Johannes Simon, Getty Images)
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Starship, ‘We Bu...“Someone always playing corporation games / Who cares they're always changing corporation names / We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage / They call us irresponsible, write us off the page”
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Eminem, ‘A** Lik...‘‘I ain't never seen an a** like that. The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go doing-doing-doing” (Photo: Kevin Winter, Getty Images)
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Neil Diamond, ‘P..."Porcupine pie, porcupine pie / Better eat it with a glove or your hand'll turn green.” (Photo: Ethan Miller, Getty Images)
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U2, ‘Some Days A...“Some days are dry, some days are leaky / Some days come clean, other days are sneaky ... Some days are slippy, other days sloppy / Some days you can't stand the sight of a puppy … Some days are sulky, some days have a grin / And some days have bouncers and won't let you in” (Photo: Mark Metcalfe, Getty Images)
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The Eagles, ‘Chu...“I believe we can chug all night / I believe we can hug all night / We're gonna do a little chuggin' / We're gonna do a little huggin'” (Photo: Charley Gallay, Getty Images)
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Hilary Duff, ‘So...“If the light is off / Then it isn't on'' (Photo: Lisa Maree Williams, Getty Images)
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Nickelback, ‘Pho...“Look at this photograph / Every time I do it makes me laugh / How did our eyes get so red / And what the hell is on Joey's head” (Photo: Sergio Dionisio, Getty Images)
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Offspring, ‘Self...“Now I know I should say no / But that's kind of hard when she's ready to go / I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb / I'm just a sucker with no self esteem” (Photo: Jo Hale, Getty Images)
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