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If a picture says a thousand words, a bad movie poster says a million. If a movie studio can't get a poster right, there's a pretty good chance the movie it's promoting is pretty awful as well. Keep clicking to check out 18 of the worst movie posters ever created. —David Onda (Photo: Warner Bros., Columbia, Paramount)
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Bad Publicity Do...If a picture says a thousand words, a bad movie poster says a million. If a movie studio can't get a poster right, there's a pretty good chance the movie it's promoting is pretty awful as well. Keep clicking to check out 18 of the worst movie posters ever created. —David Onda (Photo: Warner Bros., Columbia, Paramount)
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'Alvin and the C...No matter how hard they try, Fox can't keep Alvin, Simon and Theodore from looking like those old paper dolls with interchangeable clothes. This poster for the upcoming "Chipmunks" third-quel proves that even rodents can't pull off Panama hats.—David Onda (Photo: Fox)
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'Corky Romano'You'd think less would be more in the case of "Corky Romano." Instead, movie-goers were left wondering: "Isn't that the little monkey man from 'Saturday Night Live'?" Who is Corky Romano? Nobody cared.—David Onda (Photo: Touchstone)
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'Funny People'"Funny People" wasn't very funny at all. Neither is this poster. Remember the movie poster golden rule, kids: Thou shalt not use another character's body for support. I'm looking at you Matthew McConaughey.—David Onda (Photo: Universal)
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'Good Luck Chuck...Dane Cook is getting some huge favors from the Photoshop department in this poster recreation of the famous John Lennon/Yoko Ono photo. Look at those biceps! Puh-lease. Maybe Dane should give up some of his arm to replace the one Jessica Alba appears to be missing on this poster.—David Onda (Photo: Lionsgate)
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'Kazaam'Crossed arms usually represent a saucy attitude, and are best suited for posters with a man and woman standing back-to-back (I'm looking at you Matthew McConaughey) glaring angrily over their shoulders. In this poster, the kids crossed arms say, "You know what? I think I'll stick to TV."—David Onda (Photo: Touchstone)
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'Killers'She's a woman who hates icky stuff ... like guns! He's a man who's just trying to put up with her nagging and distaste for violence! Together, for some reason, they're killers! Oh, stereotypes! —David Onda (Photo: Lionsgate)
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'Labor Pains'When do they make posters for straight-to-TV movies? When your lead actress ruins her public image and the studio decides a theatrical release isn't profitable, of course! —David Onda (Photo: First Look)
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The McConaughey ...Alright, alright. Matthew McConaughey has mastered the ingredients of a bad movie poster. Resting your body on a cast member? Check. Standing back-to-back? Check. Playful over-the-shoulder glances? Check. Crossed arms? Check. Oh, McConaughey, you rebel, you.—David Onda (Photos: Paramount, New Line, Paramount)
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'Mickey Blue Eye...Few things ruin a poster quite like a ridiculous tag line. This one has two! To top it off, it appears that some sort of baby hand is pinching Hugh Grant's superimposed face. Sorry, James Caan.—David Onda (Photo: Warner Bros.)
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'Santa With Musc...It's a shame that Mila Kunis' feature film debut is besmirched with such a dopey movie poster. If you're like me, you probably thought that guy on the right was Joe Rogan. It's not. You lose again, "Santa With Muscles."—David Onda (Photo: Legacy Releasing)
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'Son of Dracula'What can I say? Even Frankenstein's monster looks bored on this poster. I don't know what "Bite It" means and—hey, look, it's Ringo Starr dressed up like Charles Manson. —David Onda (Photo: Apple Films)
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'Star Trek IV: T...Graphic design 101: Never use white font on a yellow backround. If I didn't know better, I'd think this was a poster for "Star Ek IV." This ad also answers the question: What would Spock and Pat Benatar's baby look like?—David Onda (Photo: Paramount)
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'Superman III'Nothing ruins a beloved character's legacy quite like giving him a goofy sequel sidekick for comic relief. Just ask Jar Jar Binks. The poster looks more like an ad for a buddy comedy than a "Man of Steel" installment.—David Onda (Photo: Warner Bros.)
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'Top Dog'Ah, look! The dog's wearing a hat. I bet that dog just causes all kinds of problems. And he's "top dog," so I bet he gets the run of the house and there's nothing Chuck Norris can do about it. Which one's tough? Which one's smart? I don't know!—David Onda (Photo: Live Entertainment)
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'Up the Sandbox'What is happening here? I don't know what this is supposed to be, but it's horrible. After looking at this poster, even Salvador Dali wouldn't have seen this movie. —David Onda (Photo: Warner Bros.)
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'The Whole Ten Y...This poster is the most accurate depiction of what Bruce Willis' career has become. Hey, Bruce, while you're vaccuuming, could you sweep under the couch, I think I saw a little bit of "Cop Out" under there.—David Onda (Photo: Warner Bros.)
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'X-Men: First Cl...Although I loved this movie, the posters were an epic bore. In this one, James McAvoy's disembodied face floats like the Great Oz (or Zordon, for you youngsters) in Patrick Stewart's silky-headed sillouhette. I don't remember Professor Xavier having a Quatto. —David Onda (Photo: Fox)
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'Zookeeper'If there's anything you take away from these two posters, it's that Kevin James is unfunny in any language. Apparently the studio only had one photo of Kevin James to work with, as they used the exact same head for both posters. Even the gorilla got a different set of hands.—David Onda (Photo: Columbia)
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