You know, that guy with all the tattoos and the mustache and the basset hound eyes. He's Mexican. He kinda looks like Carlos Santana. He was Johnny-23 in "Con-Air." He's in a lot of Robert Rodriguez movies. He's that guy who plays "Machete"! Absolutely that guy. —XFINITY Entertainment Staff (Photo by Angela Weiss/Getty Images)
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