Terrible Tans

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Reality star Kim Kardashian believes her bronzed skin is giving the now-infamous “Tanning Mom” a real run for her money. "The tannerexic [sic] mom has some serious competition!!! LOL,” Kardashian Tweeted to her followers. Keep clicking to see which other celebrities are more "Oh, no!" than gorgeous glow. —Xfinity Entertainment Staff

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Terrible Tans Reality star Kim Kardashian believes her bronzed skin is giving the now-infamous “Tanning Mom” a real run for her money. "The tannerexic [sic] mom has some serious competition!!! LOL,” Kardashian Tweeted to her followers. Keep clicking to see which other celebrities are more "Oh, no!" than gorgeous glow. —Xfinity Entertainment Staff
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'Jersey Shore' C... The cast of “The Jersey Shore” doesn’t try to hide its undying love for the tanning salon. Each housemate rocks their very own signature shade of tan. —Xfinity Entertainment Staff
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Valentino No, that isn’t a "Willy Wonka" character next to Anne Hathaway. It is renowned fashion designer Valentino! —Xfinity Entertainment Staff
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Christina Aguile... We have two pleas for Christina Aguilera. First, stop fighting with your fellow “Voice” coaches. Second, go easy on the spray tans. —Xfinity Entertainment Staff
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Ralph Lauren Sporting pumpkin-orange skin is all the rage in the fashion world. Just ask designer Ralph Lauren. —Xfinity Entertainment Staff
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Julianne Hough Julianne's constant tan is only rivaled by one man in Hollywood... —Xfinity Entertainment Staff
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Ryan Seacrest ... her boyfriend, "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest! —Xfinity Entertainment Staff
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Victoria Beckham They should make a new movie... "Bronze it Like Beckham." —Xfinity Entertainment Staff
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Charlize Theron Surprisingly, Charlize didn't take home the Oscar for "Best Tan." —Xfinity Entertainment Staff
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Brad Pitt First the crazy facial hair... now the orange skin. What's the deal, Brad? —Xfinity Entertainment Staff
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Seth MacFarlane Seth MacFarlane's overkill tan makes him look like one of his "Family Guy" cartoons. —Xfinity Entertainment Staff
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Bradley Cooper Some people have man hands. Bradley Cooper has tan hands. And face. And just about everything except that spot he missed on his neck. —Xfinity Entertainment Staff
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Carmen Electra Carmel — oops — Carmen Electra wants you to know that no stuffed-animal seals were discolored during this photo shoot. —Xfinity Entertainment Staff
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Fergie Behold! The future of bronzing is here! —Xfinity Entertainment Staff
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Donatella Versac... We hear orange is the new white. —Xfinity Entertainment Staff
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Bret Michaels Was it somethin' I said or somethin' I did? Did my tan not come out right? —Xfinity Entertainment Staff
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Hulk Hogan It's tough to decide which is more blinding: The Hulkster's clothing or his complexion. —Xfinity Entertainment Staff
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Lindsay Lohan Lindsay's consistently bad tan really is the least of her problems. —Xfinity Entertainment Staff
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Mickey Rourke Mickey Rourke is like the "Scared Straight" of self-tanning. —Xfinity Entertainment Staff
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Jennifer Aniston Jennifer "Taniston" reportedly spent $34,000 on new tanning beds to keep her skin sizzlin'. —Xfinity Entertainment Staff
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Barry Manilow We think Barry Manilow might be spending a bit too much time in the Copacabana. —Xfinity Entertainment Staff
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Matthew McConaug... Listen, brah. If you keep spacing out in your tanning bed you need to put an alarm clock or something in there. —Xfinity Entertainment Staff
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David Hasselhoff This man has to be ready for action. At any time, day or night, Hasselhoff could be called back to watch over the bay, and everyone knows you can't trust a lifeguard with ghostly gams. —Xfinity Entertainment Staff
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Lisa Rinna Look deep into my eyes. I can see you getting tanner... —Xfinity Entertainment Staff
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Donald Trump The Donald almost trumped his bronzed competition when he asked his stylist to match his hair to his skin. —Xfinity Entertainment Staff
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George Hamilton This dashing actor has been known to go by the nickname "The Tanned One." We think that the "Count of Monte Crispo" might be more appropriate. —Xfinity Entertainment Staff
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