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Is it his crazy hair, the hysterical tears or the extra-short shorts that send a shiver of fear down one's spine when "Sweatin' to the Oldies?" - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Heidi Montag She used to be the cutest thing on "The Hills," but after 10 plastic surgeries, her face went from absolutely adorable to super scary. - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Janice Dickinson This former model and "America's Next Top Model" judge might be the world's creepiest has-been. Can a face really wrinkle and tighten at the same time? - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Robert Knepper This actor plays the creepy guy in a lot of TV shows, including the scary criminal from "Prison Break." - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Lance Reddick This star from the show "Fringe" probably creeps you out with that ice-cold stare — or the fact that he never cracks a smile. - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Tilda Swinton That blonde hair does not add much to Tilda's pale and whispy look. If you ask us, there is something particularly extra-terrestrial about her. - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Joaquin Phoenix Joaquin Phoenix pulled a prank on the public this year with his creepy beard and the announcement that he was "retiring" from acting to pursue a music career. - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Christopher Walk... Christopher Walken starred in "The Dead Zone," but it's his waxy, corpse-like visage and deadpan demeanor that really scare us. - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Fergie She has a super-hot bod, but The Dutchess's face is less bangin' and more busted. Lose the eyebrow ring, Ferg! - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Gary Busey Whether he's helping out fellow recovering addicts on "Celebrity Rehab" or just freaking out fellow celebrities at the Oscars, Busey always appears to be on the verge of something scary. - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Joan Rivers Rivers is proud of her many plastic surgeries, which have won her an honored spot among our top 25 super scary stars, but her sharp celeb-skewering tongue is super scary too! - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Billy Bob Thorto... Was it swapping vials of blood with ex-wife Angelina Jolie that makes Billy Bob so creepy? Or is it just his natural aura? - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Marilyn Manson The mystery of Marilyn Manson is not why he's so scary, but how he manages to get gorgeous girls like Dita von Teese and Evan Rachel Wood to date him? - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Ann Coulter Is it just us, or does conserva-babe pundit Ann Coulter bear a striking resemblance to the creepy Time/Life alien? - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Richard Simmons Is it his crazy hair, the hysterical tears or the extra-short shorts that send a shiver of fear down one's spine when "Sweatin' to the Oldies?" - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Courtney Love So many surgeries and she's still super scary! And scary skinny. And that's all before she even opens her mouth. - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Criss Angel The "Mindfreak" magician totally freaks us out. - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Linda Hogan Scary cougar mom alert! The former Mrs. Hulkster has moved on to a 19-year-old Hulk-a-like, but has gotten no less terrifying. - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Richard Belzer Detective Munch, those sunglasses are not making you any less scary. Take them off and crack a smile. - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Sarah Jessica Pa... Oh SJP, your fashion sense is frightening! This is one Scary Bradshaw. - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Steve Buscemi Former firefighter and "Sopranos" star Steve Buscemi is class-A creepy. - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Howard Stern Even after plastic surgery, shock jock Howard Stern is still shockingly scary. - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Donatella Versac... Those lips, that hair, that skin ... clothing designer Donatella Versace is a fashion world fright. - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Flavor Flav With his oversized clock pendant and solid gold grill, Flavor Flav is more silly than scary. Maybe it's the women on "Flavor of Love" who are truly terrifying? - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Joan Van Ark Former "Knot's Landing" babe Joan Van Ark is a frosted, feathery fright. - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Mickey Rourke Part-time pugilist and actor Mickey Rourke's oversized clown tie is as terrifying as his swollen face. - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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The Cat Lady Meow! Jocelyn Wildenstein, international socialite better known as "The Cat Lady," reportedly spent $4 million on plastic surgery. Both the face and the $4 million figure are super-duper scary. - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Willem Dafoe It's no surprise that Willem Dafoe played Nosferatu in "Shadow of a Vampire" -- just looking at his smile gives us the willies. - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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Carrot Top Don't be fooled by his comedy routines, the pumped-up, curly-haired, pointy-eyebrowed performer is the scariest celeb ever! - Xfinity Entertainment Programmers

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