2. Tom Hanks (13%)
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Hanks placed second in the men's primary election, and came up short once again in the general election. Perhaps Tom's 2,095 votes will be enough to earn him a spot in the Big Guy's cabinet.—Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo by Mark Large - Pool/Getty Images)
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