If Movie Titles Told the Truth
'Super 8'
Better title: "Stand By Monster Squad" —Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Paramount) The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.
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Wouldn't it be much easier to choose a movie this weekend if the title told you more about it? What if every title was as blunt as "Snakes On a Plane"? Here are 19 upcoming movies and the titles they should have been given instead. —Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photos: Disney, Summit) The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.
'Arthur'
Better title: "Not Quite Dudley" —Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: WB) The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.
'Bad Teacher'
Better title: "School of Yuck" —Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Columbia) The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.
'Cowboys & Alien...
Better title: "Scruffy & Slimey" —Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Universal) The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.
'Fast Five'
Better title: "Too Broke, To Pay Mortgages" —Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Universal) The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.
'Friends with Be...
Better title: "Not No Strings Attached" —Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Castle Rock) The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.
'Insidious'
Better title: "It's Hideous" —Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: FilmDistrict) The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.
'Mr. Popper's Pe...
Better title: "Animal Hoarders: The Movie" —Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Fox) The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.
'Pirates of the ...
Better title: "Jack Be Nimble, Jack Be Quick, Jack Keeps Doing the Same Old Schtick" —Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Disney) The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.
'Priest'
Better title: "Foxy Fathers" —Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Screen Gems) The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.
'Scream 4'
Better title: "I Know What You Did 10 Years Ago" —Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Dimension) The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.
'The Smurfs'
Better title: "The Anatomy of a Bad Idea" —Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Columbia) The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.
'Source Code'
Better title: "Jake's On a Train" —Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Summit) The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.
'Super 8'
Better title: "Stand By Monster Squad" —Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Paramount) The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.
'The Beaver'
Better title: "How To Lose a Fan In 10 Voicemails" —Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Summit) The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.
'Thor'
Better title: "My Big Fat Norse Waste of Money" —Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Paramount) The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.
'Transformers: D...
Better title: "Megatron Meets Pink Floyd" —Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Paramount) The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.
'X-Men: First Cl...
Better title: "Fast Times at Mutant High" —Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Fox) The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.
'Your Highness'
Better title: "Two Guys, A Girl and a Medieval Stoner Comedy" —Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Universal) The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.
'The Zookeeper'
Better title: "Paul Blart: Poop Scooper" —Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: MGM) The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.
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