What's In a Name?

If Movie Titles Told the Truth

Wouldn't it be much easier to choose a movie this weekend if the title told you more about it? What if every title was as blunt as "Snakes On a Plane"? Here are 19 upcoming movies and the titles they should have been given instead. —Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photos: Disney, Summit)

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What's In a Name... Wouldn't it be much easier to choose a movie this weekend if the title told you more about it? What if every title was as blunt as "Snakes On a Plane"? Here are 19 upcoming movies and the titles they should have been given instead. —Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photos: Disney, Summit)

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'Arthur' Better title: "Not Quite Dudley"

—Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: WB)

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'Bad Teacher' Better title: "School of Yuck"

—Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Columbia)

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'Cowboys & Alien... Better title: "Scruffy & Slimey"

—Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Universal)

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'Fast Five' Better title: "Too Broke, To Pay Mortgages"

—Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Universal)

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'Friends with Be... Better title: "Not No Strings Attached"

—Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Castle Rock)

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'Insidious' Better title: "It's Hideous"

—Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: FilmDistrict)

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'Mr. Popper's Pe... Better title: "Animal Hoarders: The Movie"

—Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Fox)

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'Pirates of the ... Better title: "Jack Be Nimble, Jack Be Quick, Jack Keeps Doing the Same Old Schtick"

—Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Disney)

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'Priest' Better title: "Foxy Fathers"

—Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Screen Gems)

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'Scream 4' Better title: "I Know What You Did 10 Years Ago"

—Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Dimension)

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'The Smurfs' Better title: "The Anatomy of a Bad Idea"

—Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Columbia)

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'Source Code' Better title: "Jake's On a Train"

—Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Summit)

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'Super 8' Better title: "Stand By Monster Squad"

—Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Paramount)

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'The Beaver' Better title: "How To Lose a Fan In 10 Voicemails"

—Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Summit)

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'Thor' Better title: "My Big Fat Norse Waste of Money"

—Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Paramount)

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'Transformers: D... Better title: "Megatron Meets Pink Floyd"

—Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Paramount)

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'X-Men: First Cl... Better title: "Fast Times at Mutant High"

—Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Fox)

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'Your Highness' Better title: "Two Guys, A Girl and a Medieval Stoner Comedy"

—Xfinity Entertainment Programmers (Photo: Universal)

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'The Zookeeper' Better title: "Paul Blart: Poop Scooper"

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