You know it’s that time again: Welcome back, Fockerville! Monday night’s “Bachelor” brought all of Sean’s potential in-laws onto the small screen as he traveled all over the country for… More
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Just booted “Bachelor” contestant Tierra LiCausi, who was dismissed in this week’s episode after a melodramatic meltdown, already appears to be over the (Sean) Lowe blow. In fact, Tierra the… More
“Nobody will take my sparkle away!” whined Tierra on Monday night’s St. Croix edition of the “Bachelor.” Wahhh! But Sean had the last answer on that, stank you very much,… More
After 17 seasons on “The Bachelor” (plus eight seasons on “The Bachelorette” and three on “Bachelor Pad”), host Chris Harrison says one thing makes Sean Lowe stand out from the others — and it’s not his washboard abs.
Forget “journey.” This season’s new “Bachelor” buzzword is “amazing.” On Tuesday night’s episode of “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” Kimmel brought the amazing phenomenon to light with a spectacular tally, revealing that the word has been uttered a staggering 58 times in the 4 weeks the show has been on the air.
There were glacial waters, snowcapped mountains, and “hypothermia” on Tuesday’s special “Bachelor” addition when Sean-iqua took his sister wives to the amazeballs snow country of Oh, Canadaaa! And with nine… More
Montana is where the remaining 11 ovarian cysts flew to meet up with their beloved Sean on Monday night’s two-day event on the “Bachelor.” Ah yes, you’d think that Big… More
Wow. Monday night’s eppy of “The Bachelor” was so unmemorable that I was about to slam my ring into my forehead so I could copy the Omen cult marking that… More
Monday night’s “Bachelor” revealed more deeply the disturbing psychoses of the sixteen women left to win Sean’s heart. With ring fingers and uteruses twitching in desperation, the ladies began to… More
Sean Lowe was both creepy and simultaneously impressive on Monday night’s “Bachelor.” The heebee jeebies were in full force, thanks to his repeated statements that his “wife” was indeed somewhere… More