What do you get the socialite who has everything for her birthday? Well….nothing, really. Let’s face it. There’s really nothing that any of us could get Kourtney Kardashian that she doesn’t already have at least three of. Shoes? Are you kidding? Spa gift certificates? She goes to resorts the way we go to the grocery store. A fancy car or perhaps a yacht? Unless you have a jet pack to offer, there’s probably no mode of transportation she hasn’t already owned.
Still, as the world marks the 34th birthday of the oldest Kardashian daughter this week, it does seem wrong to not celebrate at least a little bit. The thing is, Kourtney is the one giving you a gift instead of the other way around. And it comes in the form of her series originally called “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” (but now dubbed “Kourtney & Kim Take Miami“), which is currently in its third season. As she enjoys the sort of birthday only a Kardashian can, enjoy these five essential episodes from the first two seasons her series.