Jerry Seinfeld performed a hunger-inducing stand-up routine on Wednesday night’s episode of “The Tonight Show” in which he extolled the virtues of Pop Tarts and damned the evil allure of frosted cake and french fries.
The bit was classic Jerry, equal parts cerebral and banal as he covered topics like overindulging in Bugles (“crunchy little wind instruments”), and how food celebrates once it reaches the inside of your stomach.
Earlier in the show, Seinfeld aired his grievances with Viagra and Cialis commercials. Jay Leno’s contribution? What do you do if you wind up with a four-hour erection during Daylight Savings Time? Check out the highlights below: