Once the couple’s trip to Anguilla came round on Sunday night’s “Real Housewives of Atlanta” episode, Kim’s excuse-filled tantrums were a thing of the past.
Since Kim and Kroy’s absence left an extra room (or two) available, both cast newbies Kenya and Porsha found ways to get themselves and their men on the luxury excursion. Thankfully, the two ladies managed to hold on to each other’s weaves and didn’t feed each other to the sharks….
How could this be, you ask? Because Kenya was too busy revealing she had the hots for Phaedra’s hubby Apollo, while at the same time whining to her man Walter that he has yet to propose to her.
Check out the schizophrenia here:
After Kenya gives everyone a freakishly wild yacht ride on the waters of Anguilla, Cynthia picks up her fallen-out boob and places it back into her dress.
Once the couples get settled into their rooms, Apollo contemplates on jumping into the hot tub, but cautious Phaedra isn’t feeling that one bit. She tells her man protecting her “honey pot” is priority number one and isn’t about to get into an STD-filled tub where she could possibly contract “bacterial vaginosis.”
Regardless, Apollo takes a dip, but apparently, Kenya and her snake eyes are watching! She overtly flirts with him by pushing him into the pool, but he comes back at her a minute later, picks her up, and together they fall into the water together, while Walter dumbly floats nearby.
As everyone else gasps at their exchange, Phaedra gives Kenya the stink eye…and it’s about to be on like Donkey Kong…or should we say Donkey Bootie?
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The next morning, to let Miss Kenya know who’s boss, Phaedra walks out a in black string bikini with see-through overlay dress that accentuates the bubblicious junk in her trunk. The ladies fans themselves at the sight of her backside watermelons, and she laughs knowing full well that Apollo’s eyes will be laser-focused on her assets all day, chile!
But Kenya isn’t done—or at least doesn’t get a clue. After grinding her bootie on Peter while everyone’s dancing, she walks over and puts her arms around Phaedra and Apollo, asking Phaedra which girls would she allow Apollo to have “fun” with as a birthday present. Stink eye comes back with a vengeance! Phaedra is about to bootie slam Kenya for putting her paws on her man! This here Southern Belle is about to brush off her southern hospitality if Ole Miss USA doesn’t step off!
And then there’s Walter. Staring blankly at his girlfriend’s fiery flirtations, he just thanks his lucky stars she isn’t harping on him about the M-word, for he knows she’d be a ferocious ball and chain.