The season finale of the “Real Housewives of New York City” ended with charities galore, but there was no charitable giving in the apology department.
Aviva and Ramona’s disdain for each other remained at cray cray levels, while Heather had to lay down the law to an ungrateful Sonja, who expected more from her toaster oven photo shoot (that Heather had painstakingly serviced for free).
During Heather’s organ donor charity fashion event, Sonja and Ramona spent most of the night accosting Heather’s photographer, demanding he give them more photos of the toaster oven shoot. When Heather learned that the two Tasmanian Devils were talking business and didn’t even bother watching the fashion show, she gave Sonja the smackdown.
“Take your ungrateful a** and get out of my face about it!” Heather snapped at Sonja. “You’re sitting and bitching about it?”
When the two bumped into each other at Carole’s “book shower” party, Heather bluntly told Sonja her problem was her sense of entitlement.
Watch: Ramona vs. Aviva:
But things were pretty tepid between Miss Lots-o-Teeth (Heather) and Miss Entitlement (Sonja) compared to what down between Lady Long Legs (Aviva) and Pinot Polarity (Ramona).
Once Aviva overheard Ramona calling her “possessed,” it was on like Donkey Kong! (Girlfriend was so mad we thought she was gonna pull off her prosthetic leg and bop Ramona’s head off and Mario’s snaggle teeth out!)
The tall blonde walked right up to Ramona and as if she hadn’t missed a beat from St. Barth’s, began blasting Ramona for kicking out her 80-year-old Horny Goat Weed-taking dad from last week’s charity event.
“Shame on you! Shame on you!” Aviva barked. “Don’t turn your back on me, you wimp!”
Ramona scurried off like a scared chihuahua and called Aviva’s “psychotic.” Strutting around frantically like a hen in labor, Crazy Eyes went around screaming that George had grabbed her arm violently (and almost pulled off Carole’s toothpick arm to demonstrate).
In an attempt to calm both nutjobs down, Carole told Ramona that kicking out the geriatric pervert was uncalled for and quietly asked her to apologize to Aviva.
“How could you be so evil?!” screamed Aviva, but she didn’t get the apology she wanted from Ramona—and vice versa.
We’ll see if Andy Cohen will be able to exorcise any demons on next Monday’s ‘RHONYC’ Reunion Part Uno.
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