Sunday night’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey” got shady and shadier when the gang celebrated a belated birthday luncheon for Caroline’s 50th at a scenic California vineyard.
After emotional toasts were made on behalf of the red-headed matriarch and everyone—including Teresa—were wiping away tears, Joe Giudice walked a distance away to talk on his phone. Moments later, Teresa, watching his every move, ran after him. (See above.)
“Here she comes, my b—h wife,” he mumbled into his phone. “She’s such a c–t. I’m going to hang up.”
When Teresa asked who was on the other line, Joe angrily brushed her off, saying she was being a “pain in the a–.”
He then claimed the person he was talking to didn’t understand English and then started speaking (albeit clunky) Italian into the phone. A wide-eyed, silent Tre stared at him and then quickly grabbed his hand and took him into the vineyard.
Unless there was some major editing involved, what happened next made things even weirder: Tre suddenly threw herself on Joe who kept telling her he wasn’t in the mood. After aggressively wrapping her legs around him, they apparently did some kind of Nasty McNast amid the dirt and grapes (as the rest of the gang quietly tried with all their might to keep their digested food from splattering onto the table).
Do you think Tre knew what chunky Joe was up to and was doing whatever she could to keep their marriage alive?
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