Tonight’s episode of “Toddlers & Tiaras” introduces the “celebrity wear” portion of the Hollywood Stars Pageant in New Jersey. This pageant is a well-known breeding ground for future talent as many agents and managers come to scout the next big child star. It’s also a breeding ground for children dressing inappropriately, as demonstrated in the clip above. Seriously, the majority of these costumes make “Pretty Woman” look tame. “Toddlers & Tiaras” airs at 9/8c on TLC. DVR the Next Episode.