Meet Trish, a rather well endowed blonde “AGT” contestant who doesn’t really have a talent, so she made one up on Monday’s episode in order to meet the object of her desire, Howard Stern. So what did Trish claim as her forte? Talking fast. And rapping. Despite her transparent motivations (and earning three x’s from the judges), Trish was still handsomely rewarded by a flattered Stern in the form of an onstage hug, dance, and subsequent offer to meet up in Las Vegas. Watch Trish’s “performance” above.