‘RHONJ’: Teresa Giudice Almost Beats Up Melissa Gorga

by | May 7, 2012 at 7:32 AM | Real Housewives of New Jersey, RealityTV

Teresa Giudice (Bravo)

Although the ladies received bindis, which were supposed to represent a “third eye” to ward off evil at their summer solstice party, the evening apparently ran on the theme of third-eye blind on last night’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey.”

Things came to a boiling point between Teresa and Melissa when Teresa warned lil bro Joey that Melissa might possibly run away with a richer dude if her “singing career” took off.

Although Melissa wanted to take the high road, all hell broke loose when she tried to explain why Joey didn’t call Teresa after Joe Giudice went to jail, or as Teresa would much rather call it, going away. At hearing the J-word come out of Mel’s mouth, Tre’s face turned redder than a tomato-drenched meatball from The Olive Garden! While she considered popping Mel’s teeth out, she decided to storm off (besides, she didn’t want to add assault to her family’s legal woes). No matter: Planet of the Apes—Patterson, NJ, edition—was about to unleash in the parking lot!

Once Melissa and her daisy dukes stomped over to Teresa, the two went through a series of hair swinging, finger waving, and eyeball popping motions.

“Do you have issues with me that you want to hash out? Then leave me alone!” screamed Melissa. “Don’t be a coward…apologize to me!”

“Don’t even go there, b*tch,” threatened Teresa…

And here’s where it got crazaay:

But in the end, Teresa didn’t flip Melissa’s body like a rented wooden table at a cheap restaurant. This time, she restrained herself…could it have been the magic of the bindi promising her a cannoli if she behaved herself?

“You’re the aunt of my children, so I’m gonna walk away,” Melissa concluded as she clicked back to the party.

But this isn’t the end of this battle…oh, it’s just the beginning—and youse guys know it!

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