Word to the wise: Don’t ever offer Kermit the Frog a foot massage unless you want to face the wrath of Miss Piggy. On Wednesday’s episode of “The Talk,” Sharon Osbourne showed the “Muppets” star a provocative photo of her and Kermit in bed together. Naturally riled by the pic, an incensed Miss Piggy flew into a jealous rage. What ensued can only be described as an ugly knock-down, drag-out, hair-pulling, neck-wringing fight to the near-death*. Luckily, a commercial break saved them from doing any more damage to each other.
*(No humans or puppets were actually harmed.)