Of the seven stages of grieving, it looks like Kris Humphries has hit stage three with a vengeance: ANGER! Rahrrr!
Not only is the NBA player howling that his 72-day marriage to Material Girl Kim Kardashian was a fraud and is therefore seeking an annulment, but he’s also telling friends close to him that he feels like a pawn “slotted in the plot line of Kim’s latest headline and newest business venture.”
According to a source via TMZ, Kris believes that the Armenian princess had no intentions of staying married to him but just needed a dufus princely groom to blow out ratings. (Note: We added the “dufus” part.)
“Once they were finished taping, she just didn’t need a groom anymore,” said the source.
As for critics who believe Kris was in on the scam, insiders say Kris is outraged at the accusations, considering he flew down his childhood pastor to have him give them away.
Apparently, The Humpty-Humph is using whatever evidence he can to paint Kim as a shyster in order to obtain an annulment. A source says that for his defense, he’s using her own words that she recently wrote on her blog: “I felt like I was on a fast roller coaster and couldn’t get off when now I know I probably should have. I got caught up in the hoopla and the filming of the TV show.”
Note to Kim: Oh, it’s on.