Here’s the scenario: When shopping for ice cream at the grocery store, you stumble upon a crying woman being consoled by another woman directly in front of the Ben & Jerry’s section. Do you A) ask them to move, and then after being rebuffed, continue to try to worm your way closer to the Chubby Hubby? Or B) go shop in another section, and wait out the freezer obstruction? If you chose option A – you’ve sided with Larry David on last night’s episode of “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” Titled “The Safe House,” the episode was a web of sometimes-confusing, but ultimately rewarding plot twists involving the aforementioned Chubby Hubby incident, a missing computer, a battered women’s shelter, a burlesque dancer (and her mole) and an irresponsible dog owner. Watch the episode below:
Larry: I have no problem with crying in a grocery store. I would suggest, however, the next time you feel overwhelmed by something, to go to a different section.
Shelter Woman: Do you want to apologize to my dog? Because you really yelled at my dog.
Larry: Yeah, it’s very hard to apologize to a dog because they’re a stupid animal.
Man at Baskin Robbins: So you think all black people look alike?
Larry: I think all computers look alike.
Richard: What’s half of double-D?