Mommy. Make. It. Stop. Love it or hate it, the “Bachelor” franchise is full steam ahead and host Chris Harrison has giddily announced via his EW blog the latest and greatest Bachie news happenings. Yippie!!!
In reference to silicone-revealing bachelorettes and Speedo Thong-wearing bachelors, Chris reveals “Bachelor Pad 2” has wrapped up production and will be a smokin’ hot good time.
“It is incredible and will far surpass anything we came close to producing last summer,” he says about the spinoff. “From start to finish, this show will entertain like never before.” (Does this mean we’ll get to see Vienna Girardi pummel Jake Pavelka’s six-pack with a bag of soap bars in the middle of the night?) Fingers and toesies crossed!
For those of you who are longing to hear about the dried-up and almost lifeless hearts of past contestants, great news! Pimp Harrison will be offering new “Bachelor Updates” specials on all the most popular couples, starting Monday, July 11th. First up: “Bachelorette”-wannabe Emily Maynard!
“I sit down and talk to Emily who is speaking publicly for the first time about her relationship with Brad,” Chris states. “I know all of you have had tons of questions about Brad and Emily, and their silence has only added fuel to the tabloid fire. Emily and Brad wanted to remain silent until the time was right for them to speak. That time is now…”
For a gal who’s presence has haunted Ashley Hebert’s current “Bachelorette” season, what better way to keep stealing the insecure dentist’s thunder than to take up airtime on her show!
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