When Monday night’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey” season premiere ignited with a bang, it seemed to be a cue for Enemy #1 to slip on her pasties and attempt to steal the limelight with this breaking (and horrific) news: Danielle Staub has returned to stripping! (Salacious senior citizens, you’ve won the jack pot!)

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According to TMZ, the 48-year-old reality star has inked a three-year deal with Scores Gentleman’s Club in NY, which contractually obligates her to perform one live show—fully nude—and make special appearances on its site, ScoresLive.com.

Check out a slideshow of Staublicious stripping right here—if you dare…

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