Steven Tyler’s Greatest Hits…From ‘American Idol’

by | April 21, 2011 at 12:26 PM | American Idol

Steven Tyler and his unused bleep sign (FOX)

Steven Tyler and his unused bleep sign (FOX)

There’s a reason “American Idol” producers gave Steven Tyler a bleep sign – and an even greater reason why he’s never used it. Week after week, the 63-year-old’s inspired use of language has been as entertaining to behold as the Idol’s themselves – and part of the reason the show’s ratings are up over last season. Last night was no exception. Much to the shock – and delight – of Jennifer, Ryan, Randy, and the entire studio audience,  the Demon of Screamin’ unleashed a fusillade of f-bombs while praising Casey Abrams‘ performance. But here’s the funny part: those weren’t even his best lines this year.

Check out our favorite Tylerisms:

1. “Well hellfire, save matches, f*** a duck and see what hatches!”

2. “Where is your pitchfork, you little devil?”

3. “What’s with the juju bees on your ooh ooh bees?”

4. “You know what ‘muck’ rhymes with, don’t you?”

5. “Slap that baby on the ass and call me Christmas!”

6. “You know what they say about a little hat? Little [bleep].”

7. “You opened up a can of woooooo-kee-do on us tonight!”

8. “You know, after Monday and Tuesday, even a week says WTF.”

9. “That thing you got on is gorgeous, too — here’s to looking up your old address.”

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