Take a look at some of the categories from tonight’s fifth annual “Soup Awards,” then dare to tell us you don’t want to watch the insane hour-long celebration of television’s most bizarre and outrageous moments over the past year:
Best Nonsensical Phrase
The Uncomfortablest Date Award
Outstanding Meltdown Award
Best Waterworks Non-Sexual Award
Finest Psychological Problem that is Now a TV Series Award
Best Performance by a Celebrity in a Hate Filled Rant
Award for Best Description of a Mustache by Somebody who Really, Really Wants to be a Professional Wrestler
Jon Cryer, NeNe Leakes, Wendy Williams, and RuPaul will join Joel McHale as the evening’s honored guests.
The fifth annual “Soup Awards” airs at 10/9c on E!