Kris Jenner, Momager of the Kardashian Clan, sets the record straight in the upcoming May issue of Redbook that her famous-for-being-famous daughters are hard workers and full of skillz.
“It’s annoying when I hear, ‘What do your girls do?’” Kris admits. “Well, first of all, all of my daughters have jobs. They are fashion stylists and designers; they own a chain of stores. They had the stores before they had the show. And my kids worked from the time they were 13 years old. So to me, that’s a huge misconception—that the girls don’t work. They work 25 hours a day,” she says.
Twenty-five hours a day?! Whoa there—that’s intense money-making schtuff, especially for Armenian princesses. We wondered what middle-child Kim Kardashian’s schedule would look like.
Here’s our completely hypothetical break down of how she helps her fam rake in $65 mil:
10am – 1pm: Wake up, order room service, allow E!’s camera crew to continue filming for “Kourtney and Kim Take New York” ($5,000). Cha ching!
1pm – 3pm: Get hair and make-up done to do a 15-second commercial, prancing around in your bra and wearing Sketcher’s Shape-Ups. ($250,000).
3pm – 4pm: Have a late lunch with celeb friends at a chic eatery. Tweet the restaurant’s name and charge them extra for not giving you a cute waiter. ($25,000).
4pm – 8pm: Do a Carl’s Jr. commercial, which consists of eating a Cranberry Apple Walnut Grilled Chicken Salad and lying in a bathtub. ($100,000).
8pm – 9pm: Make an appearance at a Silly Bandz event to celebrate the Kardashian Glam Pack of bracelets ($10,000) while sucking on one of Sugar Factory’s Signature Couture Lollipops ($1,000). BAM! Simultaneous endorsements!
9pm – 10pm: Pop a QuickTrim pill in public, while eating a late dinner. ($10,000).
10pm – 12am: Go to a club with Kanye West and spread rumors in order to get another magazine cover in Life & Style ($20,000).
12am – 10am: Dream of how much bank you’re making while getting your beauty sleep and resting your famous behind. ($$$$).
And that magical 25th hour? Joyfully screaming your head off from the top of your expensive penthouse for fooling the world! (Priceless.)
Watch Kourtney Kardashian Rehearse For Her Recent Job On “One Life To Live”: