Are you ready for Bravo’s season premiere partaay in South Beach tonight? The “Real Housewives of Miami” (10/9c) are showing off their beloved Land of Half-Naked People with divalicious pride and want you to know that if you’re not in the M.I.A., you’re missing out!
Check out these sneak peek clips of cast members Larsa Pippen, Cristy Rice, Alexia Echevarria, Lea Black, Adriana DeMoura-Sidi, and Marysol Patton yapping about themselves, talking smack about each other, and getting catty on the catwalk.
Shocking Self-Revelations. Find out who enjoys getting their hubby’s assistants fired, who’s got a sailor mouth, and who’s twin peaks aren’t the same size!
You’re So Vain. The “high maintenance” Housewives talk about who loves their own reflection the most. We’re leaning toward the grooming Cuban Barbie.
Seasonal Snippy Snippet. Wanna know how things sizzle and fizzle in Miami—Bravo style? Here’s a synopsis of the green-card-cougarlicious marital bliss, the foot-in-the-mouth moments, the party crashing, and the witchcraft that you’ll be in for.
Walk Like a Brazilian. Don’t dare the flirty Brazilian to do anything crazy—because she’ll work it full force and end up making you look like a bore. Check out how Adriana struts her shameless self on the catwalk.
The “Real Housewives of Miami” season premiere airs tonight on Bravo at 10/9c.