Just when you thought you had a breather from the colossal catfights, pulled-back faces, and blown-up lips, Bravo’s dishing out the “Real Housewives of Miami” on Feb. 22 (10/9c)—and by the looks of ‘em, they sure give a whole new meaning to plastic flamingos.
‘But uno momento!’ you say. ‘Aren’t the turtle-dancing and jellybean-popping antics of the “Real Housewives of New York City” supposed to debut then?’ Well, they were, but now their much-publicized Season 4 is getting shafted til the spring.
Sounds like the Miami senoritas must really be worth watching, no? Without further adieu, check out the cast’s stats below:
Lea Black: Originally from Texas, Lea’s married to a lawyer and has a 9-year-old son. She relieves her guilty rich-lady conscience by doing philanthropic works, and when it comes to politics, she loves her some President Obama.
Larsa Pippen: Married to NBA star Scottie Pippen, Larsa was once tagged as the “Hottest NBA wife.” She claims she’s successful in pretty much everything, and we agree with her—at least in the baby-making factory: She is the mother of four Pippenettes.
Marysol Patton: The owner of a PR firm, this Miami denizen and divorcee is all about throwing parties and spending time with her psychic mother, Elsa, who must get her anti-aging tips from Joan Rivers.
Alexia Echevarria: Mother of two from a previous marriage and executive editor of Venue Magazine, Alexia lives in Miami Beach with her new hubby, who goes by the unfortunate first name of Herman.
Cristy Rice: The former wife of NBA star Glen Rice, she’s the singleton of the group who must learn how to deal with being a single mama (without the drama) and managing her clothing business.
Adriana DeMoura-Sidi: Newly engaged, this sassy and flirty young ‘un of the group gets into lots of trouble. Sounds like she’s Miami’s version of Camille Grammer, or better yet, Jersey’s Danielle Staubgoblin. Watch out!