‘Jersey Shore’: Sammi’s a Succubus…And The Ratings Are Bananas (Again)!

by | January 14, 2011 at 4:40 PM | TV News

Ratings Update: Okay, now this is going beyond ridonculosity. EW.com is reporting that last night’s “Jersey Shore” eppy snagged 8.6 million viewers—not only beating its season premiere’s ratings from last week but also surpassing “Grey’s Anatomy’s” numbers! Is it the end of civilization as we know it? Check out what all the fuss is about below!

Last night on “Jersey Shore,” the guidette face-popping saga between Sammi and JWoww commenced, leaving a fistful of the latter’s weave sprawled on the floor, and the need for two KFC-eating bodyguards to break up the battle.

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“How many times have I tried to tell you Ronnie’s cheated on you, b-tch?!” screams Snooki to a suddenly silent mascara-smeared Sam.

The next day, while Ronnie and the boys get their GTL on, Sam tags along and watches his every move. The other girls do their own thing while cracking jokes about the lonesome She-Rebel, saying “she’s a female backpack” and “stalker” to Ron.

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After the gang go clubbing at a favorite haunt, The Situation and Vinny bring home a girl for some boom-shaka-laka-laka, but neither knows who’ll end up being the “smoosh” victor. Too busy preparing for yummy time and looking at himself in the mirror, The Sitch hears a door close and lock. Vin gets lucky, while poor Mikey decides to spend the rest of his night with a gooey peanut butter and jelly sandwich. (Don’t worry, people, he just eats it.)

Having spent a lot of time away from his boys and even missing Sunday night family dinner because of Sammi’s hate for the girls, Ron starts missing his “T-shirt time.” Dragging a brooding Sam to the boardwalk, Ron goes along with the rest of the house and has a blast. He returns to his happy hamster self again and starts to lose his patience with his unforgiving gf.

“Stop f-cking pouting,” he finally says to her.

You took the words right out of our pie-holes, ‘Roid Ron.

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What did you think of “Jerz” last night? And how long do you think it’ll be before Sammi turns into Angelina and leaves the house?