‘Jersey Shore’: The Boob That Got Away, And Other Favorite Moments

by | October 21, 2010 at 10:39 AM | Jersey Shore, Special Features

The fighting, smooshing, and drunken stupors are all about to come to a close as the second season finale of ‘Jersey Shore’ airs tonight on MTV! As devastating as it’ll be go months without hearing Pauly D belting out it’s “T-shirt Tiiime! Oh yeah!,” we must bravely trudge forth and wait for next year’s installment to get that creepin’ feeling all over again.

In homage to the guidos and guidettes and all their worthy endeavors, we’ve assembled our favorite moments of the season, yo!

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Angelina’s Drunken Fatal Attraction to Pauly D. The combo of being isolated and only having the dudes in the house acknowledge you half-way exist took Angelina over the edge; add a few rounds of cocktails and shots into the mix, and we got a semi lady-stalker on the loose! After hovering around Pauly D all night at da club and ruining his chances to get his smoosh on, the wasted Scarecrow from Staten Island took the drama back to the house, claiming she was in love with the Pomade Man and slapping him for good measure.

Angelina talks about her drunken fight with Pauly D:

The Boob That Got Away. It was the episode that re-introduced us to the boys’ world of “grenades” and “landmines”! After a night at da club, the guys—who apparently had a little too much bubbly in their system—invited a gaggle of girls back to the house to frolic in the hot tub with them! Unfortunately for the menfolk, the girls were grenades ready to explode! Unfortunately for one of the girls, her artificial boob ended up floating out of her bra and Pauly D and Vinny got a hold of it! After playing hacky sack and callling it a “chicken cutlet,” the two goofs booted the unhappy grenades out the door!

The cast weighs in on the boys’ grenade encounter:

The JWoww and Sammi Clash! Boom! Bang! It was the weave-pulling felt round the guidette world. In Sammi’s eyes, writing an anonymous note telling her that her man is creeping around indicates that you are a very bad person, punishable by plate throwing, cat scratching, and weave-pulling. Although we think JWoww got more bizatch slaps in, Sammi proved she’s not the prissy little sweetheart we thought she was—indeed, she can pull out some fast ones (as long as her shorty BF is by her side, of course).

The Situation’s Sour Puss Night. Although we usually think of the Sitch as the good-natured senior citizen out of the bunch, he turned out to be the biggest sour puss of the night on one recent episode. Whether it was a bad case of PMS or he just woke up on the wrong side of the bed, the Situation’s mojo was nada. Not only was he not feeling the beats at da club on this particular night, his domineering ways of rounding up the troops to go home wasn’t flying with anyone. To top it off, his planned attempt to steal Vinny’s Amazonian model went south, too. In the end, we watched a sulking Situation sit on the couch by his lonesome while everyone else joyfully bumped and grinded around him.

The gang discusses The Situation’s constant need for attention:

The Bull That Rammed Its Way to Goodbye. After having had enough of “the fakest people” in the world, Angelina packed up her things to escape—for a second time. But this time, she said her farewell her way. Once the gang got back from another night at da club and she discovered that a trashed Snooki brought home one of her former flings to smoosh with, Angelina was ready to rumble—Snooki just had to invite her to play. And the Little Angry Orangina did just that! Once Snooks took off her earrings and motioned her frenemy to bring it on, Angelina took off like an infuriated rhino headed straight towards the pint-sized guidette! POW! It was a clash of the shortest peeps in the household! Hair-pulling, pink undies, and cellulite popped onto the screen for our wincing eyes to see!

The house dynamic changed after Angelina left:

Now that the finale is upon us, what were your fave moments of the season?