‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’: Mansions, Hiltons, And Botox, Oh My!

by | October 14, 2010 at 6:54 AM | The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, TV News

Are you ready to enter the land of make-belieeeve?! Then click your Jimmy Choos together and throw a super forehead-numbing Botox party as you watch tonight’s bejeweled premiere of the ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ (Bravo, 10pm/ET)!

Meet your new peri and post menopausal BFFs: Taylor Armstrong, Lisa VanderPump, Adrienne Maloof, Camille Grammer (ahem, now Donatucci), and Kyle and Kim Richards as they perfect the art of maintaining their rich Hollywood elite status while honing their bitchy skills to no end!

Based on the premiere, we have a feeling ‘Bev Hills’ is going to be a big sparkly in the Andy Cohen ‘Housewives’ Empire, so we’ve come up with five reasons we think it’s worth watching.

It’s A Whole Lotta Lavish. This show takes luxe to an entirely different level than any other in the franchise. Expect to see museum-sized mansions on acres of rolling greenery, closets the size of your living room, crystals and diamonds, nannies, and private jets. It’s like a real-life ‘Dynasty’ for the new millennium, dahlings!

Nip And Tucks Are As Mundane As Going To The Dentist. Considering the fact that Adrienne’s hubby is a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, you’ll see fellow friend Taylor using his expertise to juice up her face with filler to upkeep her Barbie doll look—or according to her—to prevent her husband from romping around with another younger Barbie. In a future episode, one of the housewives goes under the knife and ends up having her face bandaged up like a mummy. Who’s the scalpel-happy lady? We don’t know! And even when the dressings come off, we fear we may still never recognize this cast member again!

Watch the ladies meet for the first time:

Paris Hilton’s Aunties. Although they bear the same signature hawkish schnoz as their socialite sister, Kathy Hilton, and grew up together as Hollywood child actors, Kim and Kyle Richards are night and day. While Kim is a meek and blindly devoted single mom to her four kids, Kyle is a gregarious personality who balances her social life and husband and four daughters. Expect to see major clashes between the two by way of in-your-face screaming matches and maybe even a biatch-slap attempt from hot-tempered Kyle!

The Unraveling Of Kelsey Aand Camille Grammer’s Hollywood Divorce. Although we may know her as Kelsey Grammer’s trophy wife, Camille proudly states in the season premiere that she’s the woman who keeps her hubby’s life afloat. Well, looks like she yapped too soon. Marital strife will run its course as the season progresses and divorce will be in the works for the Hollywood couple before show’s end. We know the former ‘Club MTV’ dancer and Playboy model will be sharing her relationship issues on camera, but just how much will be said is up in the air—that’s exactly why our eyeballs will be glued to the screen to see what could possibly make her walk away from Frasier!

Watch the ladies have their first dinner together:

The Case Of The Gay British Mooch. Lisa has got a real-life ‘Failure to Launch’ gay hottie patottie on her hands. Identified as Lisa’s “permanent house guest” who used to be her “front guy” at a gay lounge from one of her past businesses, the Gavin Rossdale look-alike (actual name Cedric) has trekked over three continents to over-stay his welcome. Although we know he’ll be pushing Lisa’s patience to the limits with some of his boundary-crossing antics, we don’t mind seeing more of him…because he’s just yummy to look at.

Now that we’ve given you the 4-1-1, will you be watching the ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’?

The ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ premieres tonight on Bravo at 10pm (ET).