‘DWTS’ Spoilers! Who Is The ‘Sex Bomb’? Who’s ‘Crazy’?

by | September 20, 2010 at 12:53 PM | Celebrities, Dancing With The Stars, RealityTV, TV News

'Dancing With The Stars' David Hasselhoff with partner Kym Johnson (ABC)

'Dancing With The Stars' David Hasselhoff with partner Kym Johnson (ABC)

When ABC’s ‘Dancing With The Stars‘ kicks off its 11th season Monday at 8/7c, not only will we likely have the privilege of watching conservative Sarah Palin squirm in her seat as her teenage daughter writhes onstage, but we can’t wait to see the look on the ex-governor’s face when her darling Bristol sheds some clothes!

That’s right, folks – Bristol Palin “will rip off some ‘tear-away’ clothes’ while Sarah Palin sits in the audience” during tonight’s premiere, TMZ reports. “The 19-year-old unwed mother will be Cha Cha-ing with partner Mark Ballas to, get this, Three Dog Night’s “Mama Told Me (Not to Come),” adds the gossip site. (There’s a very crass joke we could make with that song title, but we won’t go there.)

TMZ also revealed the whole low-down of who’s dancing what and it looks to be an exciting first night of performances. The showstopper seems to be David Hasselhoff’s Cha Cha to Tom Jones’ “Sex Bomb,” complete with Tom Jones-style sunglasses and pyrotechnics.

Here is the reported play list:

Audrina Patridge and Tony Dovalani: Cha Cha Cha, Katy Perry’s “California Gurls”

Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas: Cha Cha Cha, Three Dog Night’s “Mama Told Me (Not to Come)”

Margaret Cho and Louis Van Amstel: Viennese Waltz, Queen’s “We are the Champions”

Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough: Viennese Waltz, Otis Redding’s “These Arms of Mine”

Florence Henderson and Corky Ballas: Cha Cha Cha, Shirley Bassey’s “Kiss Me Honey Honey Kiss Me”

Brandy and Maks Chmerkovskiy: Viennese Waltz, Pixie Lott’s “Cry Me Out”

Kurt Warner and Anna Trebunskaya: Viennese Waltz, “This Ain’t a Love Song”

Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer: Cha Cha Cha, 3OH!3 featuring Kesha’s s “My First Kiss”

Rick Fox and Cheryl Burke: Viennese Waltz, “Crazy”

David Hasselhoff and Kym Johnson: Cha Cha Cha, Tom Jones’ “Sex Bomb”

Michael Bolton and Chelsie Hightower: Viennese Waltz, “Life After You”

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and Karina Smirnoff: Cha Cha Cha, Taio Cruz’s “Break Your Heart”

‘Dancing with the Stars’ season 11 two-hour premiere airs tonight on ABC at 8 p.m. ET/PT.

Who are you looking forward to the most? Tell us about it in the comments below.