In this Sunday’s new episode of ‘Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami,’ a super recycled ultimatum has to be made—again: Kourtney Kardashian must choose between the welfare of her binkie-sucking son Mason or her alcoholic, Mel Gibson-in-the-making Baby Daddy (a.k.a. Scott Disick), who’s so delusional that he dresses as if his life is one long ‘Miami Vice’ scene.
Below is a sneak peek at Schizoid Scott’s glass-shattering temper tantrum that gives Kourtney her 10th wake-up call:
If that doesn’t send chills down to the junk in your trunk — as it most likely did for bootilicious sister Kim — surely, Us Mag’s video of Kourt’s tearful threat to Prince Sociopath will. “You’re not going to be around Mason while you’re working on yourself,” she says to him in the clip. “There’s not even a 1 percent chance … I can’t do this anymore. I love Mason more than I love you! And that’s what it is.”
Of course, a sober Scotty quickly becomes penitent. “I’m telling you I’m gonna fix my life. I’m not going to lose you and my son.”
Will you be watching the bloody-fisted and tearful soap opera this Sunday? How many minutes will it be before you think Kourt takes Mr. Shots back?