Chris Rocks Letterman, Mocks Scandal

by | April 8, 2010 at 4:30 PM | Late Night, The Late Show with David Letterman, TV News

Chris Rock on David Letterman (Photo: CBS)

Chris Rock on David Letterman (Photo: CBS)

The audience ate up funnyman Chris Rock’s appearance on ‘The Late Show with David Letterman‘ Wednesday night, exploding in laughter when the comedian weighed in on Tiger Woods’ recent press conference and the athlete’s much ballyhooed return to golf.

“I woke up groggy and I see a biracial man behind a podium apologizing about sex,” said Rock on the show, “and I said ‘The Kardashians got Obama,’ I was relieved it was Tiger Woods.”

The Tiger Woods sex jokes didn’t stop there.

“He’s going to do great. He hasn’t had sex since Thanksgiving, he’s got a lot of energy,” Rock deadpanned. “He’s going to win the Masters, then he’s going to rape Phil Mickelson. That’ll get the ratings up.”

It appears that nothing is sacred to the ‘Death At The Funeral’ star, who even went there with Dave, joking about why he’s still doing the show after all these years.

“You’re a rich man, you could just go home!” then Rock quipped, “Wife still mad at you, ain’t she?”

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