Who Gives A Twit?

by | May 14, 2009 at 11:53 AM | Who Gives A Twit


Streaming live on the net from Atlanta & keeping good on his promise after beating CNN to a million followers, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, along w/a few hundred local tweeps, Ding-Dong ditched Ted Turner’s Montana Grill in Atlanta. Ashton handed out hundreds of Ding Dong cakes from a van & had everyone clang the giant liberty style bell outside Ted’s restaurant. But don’t forget, Ashton created ‘Punk’d,’ so he had more up his sleeve than ding dongs & ringing a bell. Leading the small army to the CNN building & shining his own Bat-signal onto the structure, we watched a massive banner fall over the building’s CNN logo that read “@aplusk,” Ashton’s twitter handle. (aplusk=A+K, get with the program!) Major T’wops to aplusk and Demi.

There is nothing wrong with good, clean, fun. Twitter has given us a small window into their lives and seriously, these two are kewl. During the walk over Ashton joked about the possibility, but “wasn’t concerned w/going to jail.” Demi’s got his back covered; “Just in case, I’ve got the AMEX card ready if you need bail. They take AMEX, don’t they?” Not sure. But if they do, you bailing out Ash w/your AMEX Black card is one helluva commercial. Don’t leave home without it…

Joining the fray was their pal, Punk’d producer and Soleil Moon Frye life partner, Jason Goldberg. At home in L.A. w/her girls, Moon twitted “Brilliant! I hear that there are Police and helicopters everywhere out there at CNN. Hubby has thankfully not been arrested!” And if he was, no worries, Demi’s got the black card. P.S. I’d make a great addition to your group. I’ll have my tweople’s tweet ur tweoples and we’ll do lunch…

Posting a twit pic of her new knee high furry boots (just in time for Summer!) Jessica Simpson explained the highlight (to her) about being famous; “The best part about fame is the swag…OMG” Really? What a letdown. Wouldn’t the best part be being able to buy it instead of getting it for free? Just a thought…

Penn Jillette twitted that he’s taking a brief break from magic for a stint in the kitchen; “Tomorrow we spend all day shooting ‘Top Chef.’ We are judges. We’ll get to eat rabbit and dove.” Yuck. Instead of eating them, can’t you just pull them out of a hat?

Seems food is on the minds of a few other celebs as well … Let’s read what cookin’ in the tw’itchens!

Diablo Cody @7:14PM 5/13/09: Domino’s Bread Bowl Pasta: repulsive carb-cradle or stunning achievement? Paula Abdul @7:15PM 5/13/09: Hello to my fans at Hamburger Mary. Larry King @1:35PM 5/What’s the difference between: a frankfurter and a hot dog? Root beer and sarsaparilla? Carmel and butterscotch? Miley Cyrus @2:43AM 5/14/09: whoever thought chocolate covered skittles were a good idea…. hmmmmm. Cindy McCain @7:35PM 5/13/09: Just finished dinner at L’Atelier in the Four Seasons Hotel. It was the finest meal I have ever eaten!! Al Roker @8:05PM 5/13/09: Tonight was sushi night. Ordered in from a place called Amber. Jillian Michaels @ 6:25 AM May 11th: Journal your food, and make sure you’re exercising enough to have a deficit of 500 C. At that, rate you’ll be your new hot self in no time! Martha Stewart @3:04AM 5/11/09: menu: crostini with white bean puree,and delicious topping,homemade fettucini with goat cheese and tomatoes,salad,coffee ice cream ,hot fudge. Melissa Gilbert @5:44PM 5/12/09: Kirstie, Where’d you go? Are you ignoiring me? Do I have to boil a bunny on your stove to get your attention? Kirstie Alley @6:31AM 5/12/09: we need more syrup around here…

No, Kirstie. You don’t need more syrup. That’s why you checked yourself into the fat farm in the first place! C’mon sexy, discipline! Save the syrup for when I make you breakfast in bed…

What do I give a Twit about? How about that mind-blowing season finale of ‘Lost?’ The ‘Lie To Me‘ season finale was also amazing, and check out this hot preview for the ‘Prison Break‘ series finale.

Tweet out!