News: The Hills’ Spencer Pratt Is The New Dear Abby

by | March 28, 2008 at 10:02 AM | News

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Now The Hills’ Spencer Pratt can add a new (first?) job to his resume: advice columnist. Thats right, the other half of Speidi has a gig offering Radar readers sage love and life advice in a column titled “Yo Spencer!” So, is he any good? You be the judge:

YO SPENCER! I just started dating this guy who I really like. The other night, we went out and got hammered. I ended up passing out in his bed. When I woke up, I discovered that I had wet the bed. I was so embarrassed that I left while he was still asleep. If I call him, do I have to apologize or can I pretend it never happened? Or do I have to wait for him to call me?

[Ed: Response] Wow! This is a situation you do not want to find yourself in. I personally would never want to be with a girl who gets so wasted that she’s pissing in bed. It’s time to sign up for AA, my dear, because drunks are not sexy. Regardless, if the guy’s really, really, really cool, he might understand. But I wouldn’t count on it. Best bet is to be honest and tell him that was the drunkest you’ve ever been and that it was a huge mistake and it’ll never happen again. And make sure you buy him new sheets.

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