Kanye Probably Can’t Save Kim Kardashian From Female MMA Fighter

by | July 13, 2012 at 3:27 PM | Cosby Sweaters, General, Sports

Current Strikeforce bantamweight champion and ESPN the body cover girl, Ronda Rousey, was asked on the red carpet Wednesday for the ESPY’s what celebrity she would want to beat up – ’cause you know, she’s a fighter.

The 2008 Bronze Olympic medalist called out the glorified porn star and explains why she would like to beat up the girl that got famous for sleeping with the younger brother of a singer who hasn’t been relevant since I was in high school. Can you tell I loathe the Kardashians?

If this is your first time of hearing of the “Rowdy” one, a name given to her by “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, this isn’t her first time calling someone out. You see, Rousey is one of the fast rising MMA stars in the sport today and it’s because of her Judo accomplishments and her epic Chael Sonnen-level trash talking (I call it self promotion). While she’s easy on the eyes, she is hardly an easy foe for her opponents, as all of her fights have ended in the first round via arm bar. Before winning her title back in March, every opponent she ever faced was defeated in under 30 seconds.

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