Rob Gronkowski Dance Video Is Worth 3:59 of Your Lives

by | February 7, 2012 at 11:42 AM | NFL, Sports, Super Bowl XLVI

On Monday, video of Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski and a shirtless Matt Light went viral.

The Super Bowl losers danced away their sorrows at a post-game party that was invite-only. Musical guests included LMFAO, Maroon 5, Steven Tyler and Earth, Wind & Fire, per Deadspin. Turns out, there is more video of Ron Gronkowski doing things most men his size would never want anyone seeing them do, especially in a club with laser lights.

The video (above embed) comes via Barstool Sports. Gronkowski is the big guy dancing terribly, part-moshing, part-bouncing around ungracefully on an ankle that grabbed as much national attention as Peyton Manning’s neck in the weeks leading up to Super Bowl XLVI.

That ankle, fueled by lord knows what, appears to be fine.

So back to the video, which some guy reportedly tried to sell to Deadspin:

“I have a very up close video of Rob Gronkowski dancing on stage at 3am after they lost the super bowl with LMFAO, shirtless, grinding with girls, shaking his ass, and being an overall idiot. Please let me know if you are interested in seeing this. I have already sent to TMZ about 2 minutes ago and am waiting to hear if they are interested.

“We offered him $49.67, plus a copy of the Grantland Quarterly. We never heard back.”

Not surprising. That many dudes dancing their hearts out to LMFAO is another story all together, however.

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